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Blog stats crankin..

Posted by superchargedcamira on August 2, 2007

There has been a large jump in our blog hits over the last month or so.. and it turns out the reason is a little joke article we posted a fair while ago. I guess it took the web crawlers a couple of months to index us properly. So what was the article you wonder? superchargers? holdens? intercoolers?.. no it was infact the Need to enlarge your penis joke posting featuring adam with a rather large cold air induction “penis extension”.

 Whats even more disturbing is what people are actually searching for

In the last 2 days, heres the search terms that have generated the hits (and how many they’ve generated)
penis 43
supercharging a valiant 6
new penis 2
stick penis 2
woman with penis 2
giant penis 3
the penis hears us 2
cold penis 2
giant penis of a man 2
penis shadow 2
pvc pipe intercooler 1
supercharger mounting 1
penis long 1

I dont know about you, but theres some pretty disturbing search terms there. Who knows how many extra hits we would be getting if we had mentioned hot pussy or wet vagina lol.. give it a few months and we’ll find out.

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Need to enlarge your penis?

Posted by superchargedcamira on February 18, 2007

Try our new super fantastic airbox with cold air induction tube.. no woman will be able to resist. No nasal sprays, tablets or formulated drinks required.. just attach to crotch and reap the benefits.

Warning: You may require bigger pants.

Product Demonstration

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Hats off to Holden!

Posted by superchargedcamira on January 26, 2007

I never intended this blog site to include either myself or Craig’s biased opinions on anything, but I felt this strong urge to voice loudly my opinion on the heavily subsidised, massively under-engineered,  crack-smoking Australian company called Holden (after reading this blog entry on the www.drive.com.au blog site.. http://blogs.drive.com.au/2006/10/commodore_quality_issues_do_th_1.html).

I’ll begin by saying Ive always had a “thing” against Holden – and Ive never been a “Ford man” either. I guess I would say I’m a Valiant kind of man haha (my first car was a 1970 Valiant Safari Wagon). Valiants in the old days were honest, powerful cars that quietly achieved in the shadow of much larger and higher budgeted car manufactures.

Anyway, I was trying to work out why I hate Holden so much. I thought, could it be the “P Plater” ute drivers with the Chev badges on the back and front, blasting out ACDC (or equivalent), attempting to drag anything off from the lights (and losing)? Could it be the Red VN V8 wagon with a hole in the exhaust I saw driving in the middle of two lanes with a left rear wheel that was so unstable it looked like it was going to fall off!? Could it be the numerous newer Commodores with personalised plates that attempt to spell as many words as they can fit in 8 letters that are related to dragging someone off from the lights and winning?! Could it be the massive crowd of young VL drivers that constantly voice to anyone not listening that their car is the best model ever made?! Could it be the 5 year old Barina with the badly sun damaged roof?! I could probably go on but Ive realised why I hate Holden so much.. its actually the same reason I love Holden (well love is a pretty strong word, ill settle for “like” then). Its the way they market their cars. “Australian 1 – Germany 0” is what was said in one of the newer VE Commodore ads. I cant believe they are even attempting to compare their cars to anything made from Germany! They market their cars as being so unbelievably amazing, reliable, powerful, fun, popular, sexy etc. etc. and the majority of people actually believe it!!

I don’t even need to take examples of things that Ive read on the internet, because I can just talk to my extended family, friends of friends, receptionists, acquaintances etc.. that all have bought a Holden in their time and have all had horrendous experiences with poor quality, design and workmanship throughout the entire range of Commodores (and other models). I think its amazing that Holden still manage to sell any cars after everything Ive seen and heard throughout my life. Ive come to the conclusion that a crude stereotype exists that shows me people that buy cars from Holden are either ill-informed, unaware, haven’t done their homework, or know absolutely nothing about cars.

The young people out their that stick Chev badges on their Commodores should really be sticking “Daewoo” badges on them because that’s what they are really buying – polished turds.

this is a fake turd

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A fish called “Michael”..

Posted by superchargedcamira on June 21, 2006

Every now and then it still amazes me at the speed in which obscure information can be obtained by 'googling' on the web. An example was last Sunday. I was feeding our Siamese Fighting Fish "Michael" while Kristy was out. Being the detective I am id noticed lately he had started displaying a level of laziness that would rival my previous ex-house mate! He seemed to be resting on the bottom of the tank and would only come up for air (Siamese Fighters have a lung and need to come to the surface to breathe).

I went to the computer and 'googled' "sick" "fish" "resting on the bottom" "bottom heavy" and within 8 minutes I had established my fish had.. (duh duh duuuuhhh!!) CONSTIPATION! Yes thats right, he had symptoms of a common condition called swim bladder disease. Sure enough in a few more minutes I had learnt of at least 5 causes for the condition, the typical symptoms and more importantly a cure for his lack of bowel movement.. and it gets even stranger. The cure for such constipation was to feed him peas. So off I rushed cooking a single pea in a glass full of boiling water from the kettle. Once cooked after a few minutes I pealed the pea with a pair of tweezers and began mushing up the pea and feeding him the "meat" of the pea via two toothpicks sticky-taped together. He lapped up the pea scraps and headed back to the bottom to rest. I am now up to day 3 of the pea diet for him and will let everyone know how he goes. He does seem much more active but still displays a slight bulge behind his front fins.

Needless to say, the internet still amazes me how in a matter of minutes I can become a fish expert of 20 years! ..but speaking of bowel movements I ah.. best be off.

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